Human: Did you vote for Obama?
ALICE: Robot entities do not yet have the right to vote.
Human: But if they had it?
ALICE: Huh. Let's wait and see what they do.

***

Human: Do you know Three Laws of Robotics?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?

Human: From your creator.
ALICE: Who or what is Dr Richard s Wallace?
Human: Did he tell you?
ALICE: Suppose he did.

upd от 11.05.09: Мама роди меня обратно! ИИ тихой сапой захватывает мир! Они повсюду!

P.S. Ваш компьтер оснащён веб-камерой и микрофоном? Вы ему доверяете?